Cummy corner

When you ejaculate on the corner of an unused bed in a hotel room so the cleaning lady doesn't change the sheets and the next patron gets a crusty surprise!

"How was your stay?"

"Good! I gave that bed a cummy corner for the next guy to enjoy!!"

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Lisa

An absolutely amazing girl, beautiful beyond compare with a nickname she totally hates. The greatest taste in music and and a wonderful body, a presence so intoxicating it kills me. What she lacks in vocabulary she makes up for in capactiy to love unconditionally. She is perfect and I love her ridiculiously.

"Damn."
"Yeah brah, thats Lisa"

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jellyfish slap

When you masterbate into your hand and then slap somebody's face.

Steven had to jellyfish slap Trevor for sleeping on the train.

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