premature ejaculation

when a male (mainly one who wears "mighty whities") lets out sperm befor having intercourse or way befor the girl has an orgasm

she dumped me b/c i am a premature ejaculator and i didnt please her

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happy in the pants

1)being happy in the crotch area
2)having an erection causeing your pants to bulge

that chick makes me happy in the pants!

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paperbagging

1) the act of working in a grocery store and being the "bag boy/girl"
2) having to place a paper bag over a girl/guy's head b/c they are not "idealistic" w/ facial features

1) i got a job for paperbagging at Ralph's
2) shes got a body but i would have to paperbag that

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Key Rat

A born and raised person residing on the most humble of all abodes in Key Biscayne, one that must comply with KR rules to become one.

Kendall Characters are not Key Rats, Refs are Not Key Rats

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Ribdomeech

the act of having 3 or more persons participating in poking a dead specimen with sticks

lets start a Ribdomeech on that deer over there

dilhole

1) a complete and total idiot;see dumbass
2) a person who does random shit and is acting queer while doing it

dude your such a dilhole

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xelozendong

a type of dog

look there in the corner! it’s a xelozendong!