befor

Its like before, only the silent e taken away!!!

I think you should go to school befor its too late!

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in before

Used on internet message boards and forums to imply that the poster expects a certain type of post/message to occur later in the particular thread, or that the thread will be locked when a moderator sees it.

- in before flame war.
- in before troll.
- in before noobs.
- in before locked thread.

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The Befores

The extraordinarily overwhelming and unavoidable state of single mindedness and almost blindingly impaired judgment preceding sexual release. Often used as an explanation for certain cases of seemingly out of character behavior. This is usually followed by The Afters, a powerful state of shame, embarrassment, and regret, immediately following sexual release.

Guy 1: What the fuck is wrong with you? You walked out of your room wearing nothing but a Gene Simmons mask and a fleshlight, and proceeded to loudly gratify yourself until you creamed all over Liz.

Guy 2: I hadn’t gotten off in a week. I had a really bad case of the befores...

Guy 1: Fair enough. Plus that bitch deserved it.

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before

something that is prior to something not after

He waited 30 minutes BEFORE going swimming

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In before

In before is a term used to predict karma, it really only makes sense to people that use the term

Person 1: I’ve studied a lot, I’m expecting an A
Person 2: In before you fail
Person 1: *fails the test*

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before

The word before can also mean in front of, ahead of. It is an old meaning which is rarely used nowadays.

He stood before my eyes and didn't say a word.

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Befored

Before, originated in a misspelled e-mail between to bored software engineers.

I've never done that postion befored.

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