Stripper

A person of any gender (mostly women) who dance on a stage in a strip club completely naked. They can dance on things like poles, people, or other objects in their liking. This is a job for people who need to make ends meet. Strippers can make more money shaking ass in a week than you can.

Girl 1: “Damn, how could you afford all that?!”
Girl 2: “From all those thirsty men giving me cash for shaking my ass.”

Girl 1: “Jeez, being a stripper isn’t for the weak.”

Noah

A selfish piece of shit that only thinks of himself and doesn’t care about anyone around him. Noah is definitely not the type of guy you want to be around, because he’s unfunny and retarded. This is why Noah gets absolutely no bitches, and even if he does talk to some girls, he scares them away after a few days of them talking to his boring personality. If you do meet a kind hearted and genuine guy named Noah, you’re definitely a lucky person, because those people are hard to find.

Girl 2: What happened to that guy you were talking to?
Girl 1: He’s a total weirdo!
Girl 2: No wonder his name is Noah.