Get a johab

Commonly said to unfortunate people who need to get a job. Johab is pronounced similar to the word "Job".

Friend Y : Geez, that guy just keeps slacking around all day
Friend Z : For real, he needs to get a johab.

Friend A : Man please let me stay over for just a week I'm broke as fuck.
Friend B : Nah bro, get a johab.

Biofist

A biological fisting given from god. Meaning you are biologically and genetically unfortunate, and have been gifted bad genes (You're basically clapped/ugly or disabled)

Damn, look at that guy's nose, total Biofist

Biofist

A biological fisting given from god. Meaning you are biologically and genetically unfortunate, and have been gifted bad genes (You're basically clapped/ugly or disabled). Autism and neurogical developmental disabilities can also be considered a Biofist, since it's a disability you're born with.

Damn, look at that guy's facial structure, total Biofist

I can't even focus at school anymore, my ADHD Biofisted me