scene guy

Not to be mistaken with pussy emo kids, scene guys are far more hardcore. Usually spotted at night wondering the streets downtown or standing in line for a hardcore show at the run-down venue down the street. They do not cut their wrists, however, gore may be a total turn on for these deranged scenesters. Now aka "Trashy Scene Kids". Guys usually wear black or gray skinny jeans with rips or holes, slip on vans that look like they've been worn for 3 years, and metal/hardcore band tees. You are NOT scene if you live straight-edge. The scene is all about living hardcore and just not giving a fuck. Scene guys may come off as total assholes, but it's mostly sarcasm. Hair is usually jet black and stringy thin at the ends with intense spikes covering the top of the head. Bangs in the eyes, usually straight down or slightly tapered to the side. (Remember, if your bangs are covering one eye, you're an emo). The back is usually some-what longer than the front to give a mullet look. Some guys choose to wear extensions down to their shoulders. Any longer is just gay. Though they may look like the undead or zombies, they are not emo. Cigs are a must. You're not a scene kid if you don't smoke cigs.<br>
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A scene guy looks like he was ripped straight from the 90's by mutilated zombies and infected with the t-virus, with a sense of trashy fashion and class, that is.

Random Person: "Go cut yourself ya emo faggot!"
Scenester: "Just wait til you wake up to me standing next to you holding your bottom jaw in my hands..."

Brutal.

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