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adj. The Waffle is a term for someone who has the ability to be smart and make good decisions, but sometimes acts before they think. The action or phrase is usually stupid, and makes everyone think they are dumb.
v. To make yourself seem dumb by saying something or acting out without thinking first
Hunter: "Man, so that's where they keep all the fairies! Fairy Storage!!! DUH!!!"
Andrew: "Hunter, you are now officially The Waffle!!!"
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n. A snow turtle is similar to a rain turtle, but obviously, it deals with snow instead of rain. You start by needing a real good reason to make it snow. Ex: you are working on a grass farm and you wish you could get the day off. Carve a turtle outline in the ground, and spit on it! The season has to be correct obviously, because if its summer its just a rain turtle! Here comes the snow!
Blake: "Man Drew, I really wish we didn't have to work today...Kyle has been drinking all morning and our stacks look like shit!"
Andrew: "Bro, let's make a Snow Turtle!!!"
Blake: "Damn, why didn't I think of that! Then let's get drunk and enjoy the morning!!!"
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The act of becoming semi-famous at a Community College in rural Arkansas by climbing to the top of the Campus Police Jeep and taking pictures of yourself to show the level of control they have on the campus.
Tyler: "Dude, I wanna do something to make us famous around here...this is God's Country"
Andrew: "Look Tyler, its the po-po! Let's attempt the fabled UACCM Jeep Stand!!!"
Tyler: "I'm going for it, take my picture dude!"
Andrew: "Hell yea! Hoody-Hoooo!"
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A question, more of a statement however, that suggests one is scared or intimidated...there for "hiding" in the pretend "bushes". Normally one should be slightly intoxicated to say this, because bushes is actually pronounced BOOSHES. Use this with caution, as people can get offended from basically calling them wimps.
Courtney: "Hey Chels, Why you hidin' in them Bushes?!?!"
Chelsie: "Lol, what?! You're drunk!"
Hunter: "CHELSIE, YOU RUIN EVERYTHING! I HAD THAT SPOT WARM AND YOU TOTALLY SAT ON IT! GOD!!!"
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n. The guy who always starts the party, the one who gets everyone ELSE hammered while at the same time himself drinking, but somehow staying sober.
v. To force alcohol on other people to get them drunk, while not drinking yourself.
~The Mack will usually pressure you into drinking, or even make fun of you until you get hammered, but you still enjoy it because, everyone loves getting MACKED!!!
Owens: "Dude, we got way shitty last night, we must have drank 2 30 packs and a handle of Black Velvet!!! Where's McKendree passed out at?"
Pennington: "Sweetie, he is completely fine, you got hammered and he was just sittin back texting!"
McKendree: As he pops out of his room..."Hahaha, you guys were wasted! You've been...MACKED!!!"
C.J: "Lol, he did it again, The Mack got you!!!"
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