Brodigal Son

A bro who has been ex-brommunicated or who has left the brommunity for an altogether brogus reason.

brocabulary etymology: Bro + Prodigal Son

A: Have you heard from Brosephus in a while?
B: No man, he's such a Brodigal Son.

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country club

In a company, this is the group of an elite few who, by virtue of gray hair and having "paid their dues", sit around and do nothing while other people do the work. They may occasionally think they are working when they ask you for a status report on whatever real work you are doing.

Wow it's only 2:30pm and every desk in the country club is already vacant!

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exbrommunicate

To exclude a bro from the brommunity. Each group has its Standard Operating Brocedures defining grounds for exbrommunication.

An exbrommunicated bro then becomes a Brodigal Son until he shapes up.

A: Did you see that?! Home bra brought those bromewreckers to the party last night.
B: No kidding. He's exbrommunicated for that one.

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ex-brommunicate

To exclude a bro from the brommunity. Each group has its Standard Operating Brocedures defining grounds for ex-brommunication.

An ex-brommunicated bro then becomes a Brodigal Son until he shapes up.

A: Did you see that?! Home bra brought those bromewreckers to the party last night.
B: No kidding. He's ex-brommunicated for that one.

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walltograph

walltograph = wall + autograph
A Facebook Wall Post on your Wall by someone that is famous.

A: Did you know Reggie Bush is on Facebook?!
B: Seriously?
A: Yah, I just got his walltograph!

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man-sturizer

man + moisturizer. A face product marketed to manly men and metrosexuals who want to moisturize their face while still maintaining a modicum of their masculinity.

A: Your face looks so smooth and glowing, Bruno!
B: Oh, Thanks! My man-sturizer has been working wonders!

brovocative

generating excitement amongst the bros, oftentimes involving liberal use of brocabulary

bro + (pro)vocative = brovocative

A: Why are you guys always saying "bro"-this and "bro"-that to each other? It doesn't even make sense.
Bro: It doesn't have to make sense. It's brovocative. It gets the bros goin'.