Jobbylobber

obscure weidgie (glaswegian):

someone who talks shit. A liar with extremely far fetched stories.

To lob a jobby

he's a pure jobbylobber by the way

to lob a jobby,

jobbylobbing

Weirdon

To get an erection from non-sexual/strange/unusual stimulii.

Playing scrabble always gave John a huge weirdon.

erection weird hardon scrabble