Oceanup

A gossip site populated by overobsessedtween girls aged 4-12, who have a knack for Nick Jonas and the Jonas Brothers. Oceanup unfortunately hates Miley Cyrus, and is actually a cholo-loving gossip rag since it is quite fond of baby big head selena homez similar to Perez Hilton. It's different from Perez Hilton because Oceanup only reports on celebrities that appeals to its audience as stated above. They love to publish personal myspace/facebook pictures of celebrities, and also celebrities that no one cares about such as Zac Efron, Savannah Outen, and Taylor Momsen. The editors of Oceanup, who continue to remain anonymous, are probably around the age of 16 since the site is infested with grammatical and spelling errors. Taylor Swift has been known to read Oceanup, which is probably the stupidest thing she could possibly do, since she needs to get her ass back to her guitar and churn out love songs so oceanup readers will be satisfied next spring.

Girl 1:"omggg! i read about nick going out with selena homez on oceanup! i'm going to cut myself tonight!"

Girl 2: "yeah. i read ONTD my mind isn't suseptible to such crap"

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