Ass Douche

noun: A clever derivative of Douche or Douche bag, used to avoid sounding like said vaginal sanitation article instead of using the same overused, xbox live, twelve year-old insult again and again with no clever follow up.

Verb: Something most pop-stars, hookers, and Ned Baddy do every day to avoid rectal infection.

Obnoxious idiot: Yea, well I did your mom last night!

You: Ass Douche

Obnoxous idiot: ........ (head explodes while trying to think of a comeback, which he knows is impossible)

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