Grand Opening

A complimentary way to refer to a woman's vagina.

Sarah: That was amazing!
Bill: You sure do have a grand opening!

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blingsexual

Sexual attraction to money, material goods and, by extension, those who can supply them. The sexual orientation of a gold digger.

"Do you think that 21 year old super model is actually attracted to that super wealthy 90 year old man that she's married to?"
"Of course! She's blingsexual!"