Genextrous

(Adj.) Extra generous.

“My genextrous sister made TWO cakes for my birthday.”

Dog Log

Simply put, that rock hard, shudder-inducing turd that slides out of your dog’s anus that you KNOW you have to pick up. It’s that stiff turd that reveals how constipated your dog really is and how you should probably be feeding him name-brand kibble.

“My puppy dropped a massive dog log today. Let’s just say I left it out to dry...”

Bamshmaf

German nickname for cymbals.

“Did you bring your bamshmafs to play in ze marching band?”