Gyatt Shot

A shot in a movie, show, etc. that intentionally or unintentionally features or focuses on primarily a person’s/character’s backside. It can fill the frame entirely or simply be a scene in which a person’s/character’s back end is visible.

“Why does this fight scene have so many gyatt shots?”

“Can’t watch this with the family. Too many gyatt shots!”

“Bro I just KNOW she thicc. Hope we get a gyatt shot.”

Gyooty

Gyatt + booty. A playful way to call someone’s large backside. Or your own, if you’re blessed in that way.

“My gyooty lookin kinda fine today”

“Ngl bro’s got a massive gyooty”

Dog Log

Simply put, that rock hard, shudder-inducing turd that slides out of your dog’s anus that you KNOW you have to pick up. It’s that stiff turd that reveals how constipated your dog really is and how you should probably be feeding him name-brand kibble.

“My puppy dropped a massive dog log today. Let’s just say I left it out to dry...”

Bamshmaf

German nickname for cymbals.

“Did you bring your bamshmafs to play in ze marching band?”

Genextrous

(Adj.) Extra generous.

“My genextrous sister made TWO cakes for my birthday.”