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alaskan ear plugs

when you jizz in someones ears and it freezes.

damn i gave that bitch an alaskan ear plugs.

Whats that johnny?

fuck you

by drinkmachine777 June 22, 2009

19👍 8👎


swass

When some one has been working out or just has a sweaty ass.

wow i have sum major swass!

by drinkmachine777 May 28, 2009

5👍 17👎


orgasmic

To like something sooo much it feels like an orgasim.

Omg that pizza was orgasmic!

Wow your car is so orgasmic!

by drinkmachine777 May 27, 2009

11👍 4👎


roray

one who has a hot cousin

dude u are sucha roray!

by drinkmachine777 May 27, 2009


hard sock

one sock that has so much jizz in it that it has hardend into an uncomftorable sock.

fuck me! this sock that i wore turned into a hard sock!

Y?

Cause i jizz in it sooo much!

by drinkmachine777 June 22, 2009

52👍 8👎


russian bastard

when i girls sucking ur cock and she bites it off

fucking bitch u bit my cock off u russian bastard!

by drinkmachine777 June 22, 2009

13👍 41👎