Birol

Birol is what you call a guy named Emre, that typically devotes his life into being the ultimate "cakal". Although he does the simple "cakal" duties perfectly without any need of guidance, he often f's up the most simple tasks you ask him to do, such as buying an Iqos in Switzerland. His natural habitat is the backseat of a BMW owned by a Hitler lookalike Jewish guy. You could also easily catch him in the gas station buying napkins. He is easy to please and often has a punchable smirk on his face. If you can't reach Birol on a Sunday, don't panic! You can find him having a mid but high priced brunch in Lucca with one of the chicks that he often fantasizes about, that will never get down to business with him. He is also well known for the 3 year old vape that he carries in his right pocket, along with a red juul. As a devoted chef, he'll often promise to cook for you but will never stay true to his word. He is also one of the most loyal friends and always ready to help. He is surprisingly caught up with most of the 2000's songs and not afraid to blast them in a car ride, which makes him one of the best companies to have on a road trip. Although he seems to be sensitive about the freestyles that were made about him, he secretly enjoys them; they are his guilty pleasures and he is a "gizli sapik" that uses the word "magadisu" instead of "sex".

ps: although he doesn't accept it, his line of work is technically based on modern slavery.

-Birol bize ne zaman yemek yapican?
+Ayarlayin bi gun yapiyim. (cap)

-Arabada su kalmamis.

+Birol halleder.

+Birol bu yaz planin ne?
-Stajim var...

-"magadisu"

Simla

A Turkish girl with black hair that is most likely to overdose on Melatonin and call that near death experience the best sleep of her life. She typically could be found around the most questionable looking men, (men that either have so much facial hair that you can not identify their faces or men with weird Lil Huddy hair) She is also really SPECIAL but like SPECIAL.

OMG did Simla break up with that weirdo?
-Apparently she did but he doesn’t know.

Bali

Bali is what you call a somewhat blonde haired big guy with a big heart that’s typically named Hasan. Bali can be often found either in his bed, sleeping, or in his bathroom doing god knows what. If you are ever going out with him, chances are that he is gonna take hours to get ready and make y’all late, but once he is ready, will look fantastic. He is the most reliable, unreliable person that you can ever cross paths with. Although his talent and knowledge in crypto is undeniable, he’ll be surprisingly clueless in most situations. He is the kindest, however if you hear him shouting out “göt” to someone in the other room, don’t be surprised. Also, you can always count on Bali to go along with your most adventurous ideas. He’ll often be down to do anything at anytime. He’ll also never miss the chance of taking “a hit”, and most astonishing of it all is that no substance cracks this guy. During summer, if you can’t get a hold of Bali, don’t panic! He is probably at the spa, getting a massage, hopefully one with a happy ending. Everyone needs a Bali in their lives since he is loyal by nature and funny by existence.

(ps he should have stitches on his ass)

+who is that guy laying on the ground unconscious mumbling the currency of bt?
-Thats Bali, isn’t that cool?

+where is Bali?

-he is in the bathroom.

- How are you Bali?
+göt … (insert your name)

Kuzu

Kuzu is what you call a dark haired Turkish guy with a gambling problem, typically named Ali. He is well known with his carefree and somewhat chaotic lifestyle with his fraternal friend group. If you ever lose the sight of Kuzu, you could find him either gossiping with the girls in the other room, playing fortnight or online gambling his future away. If you ever run out of money to gamble, or can’t find a roof on top of your head after a long night, he is the one to call. To make sure whether if you know an actual Kuzu, you have to watch out for a dark haired, small and rather loud at times girlfriend, typically called Katia. Although Kuzu is pretty devoted to his relationship, he will not “function” without Taha wandering around. According to a myth, Taha is Kuzu’s only true love and they get down to business whenever Fenerbahce wins a game. Kuzu is also know with his violent nature. If you make him laugh, you should be aware of the juicy slap on your face that will follow up with his laughter. Although he tends to end up in cloudy situations due to his fraternity life, Kuzu is a good and understanding friend that everyone enjoys the company of (but mostly you’ll be the company).

- who is that guy crushing us in Fortnight?
+ idk man but his username is cool, “KuznikYT”.

- Have you seen Kuzu?

+ He is probably upstairs in Ayse Abla’s room with Katia.

- Yemek mi soylesek?

+ Ali’den soyle.

Demirden

A short, Turkish, most muslim looking jewish car bro. You’ll always hear his BMW 5-30 screaming on the streets. You can also bet your ass that his carroty ginger girlfriend will be sitting on the passenger seat with his hand on her thighs. A short guy typically called Emre could be found on the backseat. He’ll always has his red juul between his middle and pointing finger. He’ll never miss a chance to do a drift and he could be found on the 3. Kopru roads going 300 km/h on a lonely night listening to sad music. His most definitive feature is his Hitler mustache (but he is jewish). He loves his baldizlari and he is really compassionate. Everybody loves him cause he’ll never say no to a lift home or a long car trip.

Anne Demirden’den geliyorum, beni o birakiyo.

-hey bro do you need a lift?
-nah Demirden is dropping me off.

-is that Demirden’s juul?

-Is that Emre? Demirden must be somewhere around here.