cold sore

an excuse for herpes

guy: it's cold sores i promise
girl: no, that looks like herpes
guy: FML

boogers and cum

The Yelper Special! Basically what you give to any Yelpers reviewing your restaurant.

Guy: do you want to go to that restaurant that just opened up?
Friend (who is a Yelper): no thanks, it didn't taste good when I reviewed it
Guy: well did you tell them you are a Yelper?
Friend: yes?
Guy: then they gave you boogers and cum

omfg yfa

short for “Oh my fucking god you fucking asshole!” Pretty straightforward.

Person 1: stop killing me omfg yfa
Person 2: no because you destroyed my product

omfgyfa

Short for “Oh my fucking god you fucking asshole”

Person 1: i’ma bang your momma
Person 2: just because I killed you? omfgyfa