George W. Bush

Captain of the failboat.

Captain George W. Bush of the R.M.S. Fail.

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Maverick

The best roller coaster on Earth. Located @ Cedar Point. Starts with a 20 mph lift, 100' 95 degree drop, a few turns, an airtime hill that is teh pwnage, 2 zero-g corkscrews, a 70 mph launch, a few more overbanked turns, then the brake. Definitely *NOT* over 500' tall...as some people may say...

d00d, Maverick at cedar point is t3h pwn4g3!!!11!! rode it 6 times!!11!!111one

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PF1

(n)
personal fitness 1.

Describes a class that is required for highschoolers which notorious for forcing students to partake in things they do not wish to do, occasionally even more so than other classes. The most maddening of the units, however is the pool unit, as you always go to your next hour smelling like clorine and locker room.

kid 1: Damn it, i got PF1 next hour....
kid 2: Sucks to be you, I'm skipping.
kid 1: If you skip more than 1 day of teh pool unit you fail and you have to retake it...
kid 2: Phuck....

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n00b

(n)
also see noob.

n00b is the advanced version of noob.
1) refers to one who does not know what n00b or noob means.
2) also refers to someone who searches on urbandictionary.com to find out what n00b means.

1)
kid 1: What does n00b mean?
kid 2: It means you are a n00b.

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comfuck

(v)
To use shitty internet service, cable service, and insanely high prices to utterly fuck customers up the ass.

(syn)
comcast
comcastic
comcastrophe
comcasted

*gets diconnected from CoD4* Shit, I just got comfucked!

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butt pebble

(When you have large load to drop in the toilet) what the "large load" splits into, usually the size of pea gravel or marbles.

d00d i counted 50 butt pebbles in there....

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fauxpwn

(v)
1) When a n00b thinks he pwned someone, but the kill took much too long, or was much too n00bish to be an actual pwn.

2) When 2 people are going for the same kill without knowing, and you think it was your kill until you see "(insert actual killer's name here) fragged (insert victim's name here)" or something of the like.

1)
n00b: *after killing someone with MK-48* "Pwned!!1!11one"
not n00b: fauxpwn, n00b you emptied 100 mk rounds in the guy before he died...

2)
guy 1: *lines up for headshot and fires*
guy 2: *fires 2 milisec. before guy 1*
guy 1: "Pw...aww dammit, fauxpwned."