fuzzleknucks

Your friend’s idiot ex-boyfriend. *

*Refers only to ex boyfriends, not current or any female. Strictly past and passed male biblical-type relations

Ol’ fuzzleknucks has rump-ring me for the last time! Next time I see him, I’m gonna make Manson jealous

feetisher

foot fetish people

Feetishers are weird.

Rump-ring

Same as “butt-dial”

If I get another rump-ring from fuzzleknucks I’m going to rip his head off.

dry-twatted

1) To fuck someone (or something) over, and not in a good way.

2) Any situation that is comparable to being face-to-face with a dry twat. (we all know wet twats are better.)

Example1: (after being ditched for poker night) Man you dry-twatted me on playing them cards that night.

Example2: Buttr-Z wanted to play but got dry-twatted cuz she wanted to cuddle.