ill-clitorate

- alludes to the word "illiterate," meaning incapable of reading and writing. taken from cosmo magazine.
- to be ill-clitorate means that a guy has no friggin' clue when it comes to the woman's clitoris. he doesn't know exactly where it is or what to do with it.

"I had to dump him! He was horrible in bed and completely ill-clitorate!"
"Pamela told me about your lack of experience in bed. So sorry, but I don't sleep with ill-clitorates."

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penis chin

a chin that has a vertical crease or clef in it, but not quite a dimple. so it kinda looks like the head of a penis. a rare find.

That's not a dimple! It's definitely a penis chin.

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sternage

sternum + cleavage; people whose boobs are so small or nonexistent that they don't have cleavage. you just see their sternum.

"Kate Hudson has great sternage in that dress!"

backcial

a back facial; a facial for someone's back, usually given by masseuses or estheticians

"I just got the best backcial from Jane. The lotions left my back super soft."

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sour feet

when you haven't showered in a while and your feet start to smell like moldy cheese

"Sick! I can smell your nasty sour feet!"

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