chest taco

when a man's chest hair only grows in a narrow vertical strip in the middle of his chest thus resembling a taco

Prince would totally look like a chic if he lost the chest taco.

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money whip

the one and only certain way to secure the attention, and, in turn, the services of a bitch in vegas

the act of removing your cash load from your left front pocket so the stripper/hooker/casino fly next to you will catch just enough of a glimpse to cause a small amount of blood to rush into her vagina thus jump starting the process which culminates 15 minutes later with standing up rooftop hotel sex

Rathe: Oh shit, Campo's reaching for his loot. He's gonna money whip that bitch.

Rocky: Is that teen spirit that I smell?

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aunt poon

your hot aunt whose can you are always dreaming of tapping

young nephew dude: damn dad's sister is totally aunt poon

cousin dude: no shit i busted wood twice at the dinner table

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anal flake

small skin pieces that fall from the anal cleft when panties or britches are lowered most common in individuals who lack sufficient sweat glands to keep the skin moist

Dude, have you seen Sally?
Not but we can follow the trail of anal flakes till we stumble up on her ass.

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stupify

to dazzle someone with beauty and classiness so overwhelming as to cause a brief period of dazed confusion followed by overwhelming joy and delight

what all the bitches at my funeral will be when they get a load of my solid gold plated double wide coffin with white silk lining and 24's with spinners all remote controlled up so it rolls and bounces and shit

Latreace: bitch was u at fishers funeral/bbq? i heard it was slammin.

Latrell: No bitch that shit was crazy. i was all stupify up. i wish that nigga never died.

Latreace: anotha nigga gone, anotha nigga gone.

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dicklexia

a penal-cognitive disorder whereby a dick is unable to distinguish a vagina from an anus resulting in frequent mispenetrations. If left untreated this disorder may progress to a full blown case of turd dick.

a semi-legitimate excuse for sticking it in your bitches ass.

your bitch: WTF!!! Are you insane? That's my ass!!

you: oh shit! i'm so sorry. I have dicklexia.

your bitch: oh baby. I am sooo sorry. I had no idea. Resume your thrusting.

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mr dickster

it's your penis dumb ass

your slick ass uncle who is always trying to bust it up on junior bitches

any teacher that you ever had

Cousin 1: What is mr dickster doing at the high school football game? dude doesn't even have kids.

Cousin 2: fucjer is hunting cheerleaders.

Cousin 1: nice.

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