a penal-cognitive disorder whereby a dick is unable to distinguish a vagina from an anus resulting in frequent mispenetrations. If left untreated this disorder may progress to a full blown case of turd dick.
a semi-legitimate excuse for sticking it in your bitches ass.
your bitch: WTF!!! Are you insane? That's my ass!!
you: oh shit! i'm so sorry. I have dicklexia.
your bitch: oh baby. I am sooo sorry. I had no idea. Resume your thrusting.
the self photographing technique by which one (the skank) holds a camera at arms length and photographs ones self commonly used on facebook, myspace and similair websites by skanks
Duder: Hey check out DiDi'S pic on Skankbook.
Dudly: Nice skank shot. I didn't realize her arms where that long.
the hole in a man's underwear normally used as an escape hatch or breathing portal for his little buddy, mr. dickster
Rosie O'Donnel has a dick hole in her panties.
a pejorative term for the ethnic majority prone to ride out a hurricane in a hovel only to be washed into the streets by the storm after which looting and mayhem ensues
The governor called in the army to rescue the hurricoons after the storm.
of or relating to the vagina;
that which is not the vagina or related in any way to the vagina itself but inexplicably reminds one of the vagina;
having a vagina-like quality;
a superlative appropriate for any occasion
Preston: Hey what say we hit taco bell on the way back to the dorm?
Nimrod: nah. how bout captain dave's seafood.
Preston: Not that place is totally vagalistic.
the circumstance whereby bitches are inexplicably drawn to a dude solely due to his having fro'd up before hitting the club
the occurrence of all kinds of good shit after switchin over to the full on blown out fro hairstyle
Leron: Damn nigga looking good with the dr. j fro kit.
Letrell: Damn straight. It's about to get afromatic nigga afromatic.
it's your penis dumb ass
your slick ass uncle who is always trying to bust it up on junior bitches
any teacher that you ever had
Cousin 1: What is mr dickster doing at the high school football game? dude doesn't even have kids.
Cousin 2: fucjer is hunting cheerleaders.
Cousin 1: nice.