mr dickster

it's your penis dumb ass

your slick ass uncle who is always trying to bust it up on junior bitches

any teacher that you ever had

Cousin 1: What is mr dickster doing at the high school football game? dude doesn't even have kids.

Cousin 2: fucjer is hunting cheerleaders.

Cousin 1: nice.

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hot bone

n: the erectile organ of the vulva, homologous to the penis of the male coomonly known as the clitoris

Wife: Can you pick the kids up from school today. I have to see my gynocologist.
Husband: I will if you ask your doctor to turn the volume up on your hot bone.

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portable douche kit

one whose doucheness is so ingrained or inherent to his existence that it travels everywhere with him;

the very person who is so totally douched up

Mr Dude: Fuck, here comes Nelson. I can't stand that idiot.
Uncle Dude: Dude is a portable douche kit.
Mr Dude: Thats refreshing.

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monkey time

a block of time, carefully set aside for the sole purpose of engaging in auto-erotic behavior

Mom: Has anyone seen Rufus? I can't find the little dude.
Young son and Rufus' bro: Check the basement closet. It's monkey time in RufusLand. Ole'.

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afromatic

the circumstance whereby bitches are inexplicably drawn to a dude solely due to his having fro'd up before hitting the club

the occurrence of all kinds of good shit after switchin over to the full on blown out fro hairstyle

Leron: Damn nigga looking good with the dr. j fro kit.

Letrell: Damn straight. It's about to get afromatic nigga afromatic.

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skank shot

the self photographing technique by which one (the skank) holds a camera at arms length and photographs ones self commonly used on facebook, myspace and similair websites by skanks

Duder: Hey check out DiDi'S pic on Skankbook.
Dudly: Nice skank shot. I didn't realize her arms where that long.

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dick hole

the hole in a man's underwear normally used as an escape hatch or breathing portal for his little buddy, mr. dickster

Rosie O'Donnel has a dick hole in her panties.

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