Metaverse

In the philosophical system of Metaversalism, the Metaverse (sometimes also called the Omniverse) refers to the abstract realm consisting of all mathematically precise, consistently describable objects/structures/theories.

Person A: "Did you know, from your own subjective point of view, your consciousness can never cease to exist."
Person B: "Why is that?"
Person A: "Because no matter what happens to you, there will always be some possible world in the Metaverse in which you continue existing. If you no longer exist here, then you will only find yourself there, in those universes."

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chile

Verb, to speak to someone in a condescending or patronizing manner. Derived from the noun "chile", an urbanization of the word "child."

A: But, honey-chile, I don' want you to put on the red light.
B: Don't you 'chile' me! I been walkin' these streets since you were in training pants!

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Metaversalism

Metaversalism is a philosophical system that claims to have rationally proven that all possible gods and universes exist, and to have derived many interesting theological and spiritual conclusions from this answering the classic "big questions" about these subjects. Metaversalism's central concept is that of the "Metaverse," using a less common sense of Metaverse, referring to the panoply of all mathematically precise and consistently describable objects and structures. Metaversalism is most often seen promoted by the Church of Metaversalism founded by Thanos Endrizzi using various social networks.

Person A: "I think Bob must believe in Metaversalism."
Person B: "Why do you say that?"
Person A: "He says that his is the only rational religion."

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teabaggage

The emotional "baggage" carried around by an anti-gay activist who hires a rentboy for homosexual activities, and gives the excuse that he only hired the boy to "lift his luggage" (a.k.a. baggage).

A: Did you hear about George?

B: Yes, it's unfortunate. He must have found that boy quite useful for gently cradling his bags in the palm of his hand.

A: Bags filled to bursting with sweet tea...

B: George will be less effective now that he's carrying all that teabaggage around all by himself.

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gelware

A slang term for "soft hardware," digital electronic circuits that are programmed into a reconfigurable logic device such as a field-programmable gate array (FPGA).

Nuby: Should we create a custom chip for this design?
Guru: Nah, too expensive.
Nuby: Well, then let's just run it in software.
Guru: That won't perform fast enough.
Nuby: Well, what then?
Guru: We do in gelware, of course!

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Thanos

1. A fairly common given name in Greece.

2. In the fictional Marvel Comics Universe, "Lord" Thanos (derived from Thanatos, God of Death) is a tall buff purple alien supervillain with a washboard chin and dark, gleaming eyes. He was born on Saturn's moon Titan to the race called the Eternals, but later nuked his homeworld from orbit. He worships his deity/lover, Mistress Death, and often tries to gain power so as to destroy entire galaxies or universes in Death's service. Eventually he died and joined Mistress Death as her consort.

3. Rev. Dr. Thanos Q. "Elohim" Endrizzi, Ph.D., the avatar / online persona of the Founder and Lord High Reverend of the secretive Church of Metaversalism, which claims that all possible Gods and universes exist. Dr. Thanos is famed for promoting Metaversalist ideas on various social networks as well as in Second Life. His appearance resembles Marvel's Thanos, except he has bushy white hair and glasses. His character bio says he's based on Marvel's character, but reformed since his old days, and is trying to save the universe, not destroy it. Many agree that Dr. Thanos has a keen mind, and is a clear , logical thinker with a solid understanding of a wide range of math and science concepts. He's often complimented on his clear explanations, but has also been accused of being long-winded, arrogant, and overly confident in his philosophy.

3. Anyone who has similar characteristics to either of the above two versions of Thanos.

Person A: "Wow, that guy's such a Thanos..."
Person B: "The Marvel kind?"
Person A: "No, like Dr. Thanos."
Person B: "Nah, no one's as smart as Dr. Thanos."

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trauma splash

When someone’s current or past trauma has an area-of-effect response in their environment.

Person 1: Did you invite Jane to the party?
Person 2: Yeah, but her trauma splash was so bad it brought down the mood and everyone left.