Whore's Breakfast

A punch in the mouth

"You want your breakfast whore? Here's your breakfast!"

I gave her such a whore's breakfast, she won't need any lunch.

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Martha Stewart Syndrome

When a person becomes so set in their ways that they cannot tolerate a partner moving in with them.
This would upset all the fine decorating choices in one's home.

-There's no way he's moving in with me at this point, I've got my no more closet space and my cat won't like his dog.

-Sounds like a serious case of Martha Stewart Syndrome.

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