The Minister For Finance

what you call your missus when you are shoping at the local hardware store when you realise she has the money and you want to but that tool you have had your eye on

"yeah i would love to buy that drill but i will just have to see the minister for finance first"

put that on twitter

what you say to someone when you just found out something they did on the weekend that they wish to remember

"hey did you hear drew got pissed and streaked across the park on the weekend"
"yeah put that on twitter"