bush

hairy vagina, wait, not necessarily hairy, just vagina

damn I'd like to get into that bush

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Surprise Sex

Rape, to rape

I got me some surprise sex last night

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Zoomed

Being so beyond fucking up your vision is blurry

Miranda is fucking zoomed rn

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Bis

A Kr0ean who says he is not a whale.

"Hey whale!" "I'm not a whale!"

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shyt

1. Used in an attempt to sound 'cool' when typing 'shit'
2. Poo
3. crap, rubbish,
4. a word used when emotions of annoyence occur
5. when one mucks up or hits their humerous bone

<reporter> "what is your opinion of the situation in Iraq?"
<drunk shyt head> ..is all complete shyt mate

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up

available online

I put up the picture of you diddling yourself; the whole internet has seen it now.

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shawkenaw

1. To pummel one with extreme force and at a great advantage
2. Deliver the pain with ease
3. Spread mass destruction on a drunken rampage

We sure gave those 6 year olds the shawkenaw when they wouldn't give us their candy.

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