Morning Bognor

A morning bognor is a cocktail to be enjoyed with breakfast:

It consists of the following:
- Jagermeister
- Vodka
- Vanilla Ice Cream
- Tabasco Sauce
- Red Bull.

Can also be enjoyed as an evening cocktail but is then known as a Bognor Regis.

Must always be served with a small umbrella.

I believe I will enjoy a Morning Bognor with this mornings cereal.

Albinfro

Refers to a white guy with an afro hairstyle. The gamble with this hairstyle is more often than not, you’ll look like Sideshow Bob.

Undeniably, one of the hardest hitting and unapologetic looks a white guy can rock is the albinfro.