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'Shitgun' can be called by one person out of more than one people that need a dump, and are faced with one toilet.
Adam: 'Christ, I need a shit, i'm touching cloth. As soon as we get home, im in there'
Joe: 'Bad luck bro, I already called shitgun on yo ass. Suffer!'
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a tactic designed to destract someone: a diversion tactic.
Joni and Dudley were playing scrabble. Joni was using her sub-table foot fondling of Dudley's genitalia as a distractic.
It worked, Dudley couldnt think of any good words, and Joni won the game.
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euphemism for an orgasm, or satisfying someone sexually.
joe: just as i brought her to fruition, she made a high pitched sound like a whining pup, and inserted her finger up my arse
toby: the dirtyslag!
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The shape made by the hairline in a certain type of male pattern baldness, where two big circles have eaten into the hairline at the temples. This gives the hairline the shape of a set of mickey mouse ears.
Boy, Joe needs to shave his head. Those mickey mouse ears are getting horrendous. If they get any bigger, they'll amalgamate to form a jim from neighbours island.
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The type of Male pattern baldness, as exhibited by Jim from the Australian soap Neighbours in the late 80s-early 90s.
This is characterised by a hairline that has receded at the front, to the point where there is a small island of hair left at the top of the forehead.
This may be connected to the main hair by a little causeway. In that case it would become a peninsula.
Boy, Joe really needs to get rid of that jim from neighbours island, he's starting to look like little Jimmy Somerville.
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