satya

The most beautiful man you will ever meet. Satya is both the most racist and most caring person you will meet. Satya doesn't like to admit it, but he has girls around him 24/7 and is extremely hot especially to men. Satya is a fucking genius, taking calculus CD (see deez nuts), and will always be there to help you for tech support and math help. Satya is often found in random ass discord VC's squealing his ass off at dumbasses and saying the most out of pocket shit that will get him blacklisted by the FBI.

"why is that guy racist as shit?"
"must be Satya"
"that guy is so hot"
"must be Satya"