Naman

Someone who takes large doodies and finds themselves in the situation -

'When my doody hit the water, the water hit my booty'.

I took such a large shit yesterday that I felt like a Naman. It was a temporary situation though. Unlike an actual Naman.
Bruh, I am going through acute Namaness

Udit

Someone who derives sexual pleasure from being fucked in the ass. Chudit

I'm not gonna have anal sex with you. Stop being an udit.

Udit=Chudit

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Akshi Kumar

A 160 year old witch who was born a child prodigy.

If only I had been an Akshi Kumar, I wouldn't need to worry about being successful.

Michael: I had completed my bachelors, masters, doctorate and post doctorate before the age 20. I'm the smartest person to ever live.
Peter: You are 10 years too old to be an Akshi Kumar

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