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15 year old (or something like that who gives a shit) "pop" singer who sounds like an 8 year old girl who just saw her parents brutally murdered in front of her. Has no talent whatsoever and is only popular because he looks like a skater and has met Usher who isn't even all that great. Often called JB but whoever calls him that obviously hasn't heard Jack Black's music. (which is at least 20 times better).
Justin Beiber fan: OMG JUSTIN BEIBER IS SOOOOO HAWT!
Me: You could say that until you get in bed with him and see that he doesn't have a penis.
Justin Beiber fan: YOUR JUST JEALOUS OF HIS SINGING VOICE!
Me: The wild raccoon in my backyard sings better than him. And stop saying everything so loud.
Justin Beiber fan: WAHHHHHHH!!!!!
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A daily web comic found on the website explosm.com. The comic writers are 4 comic artists named Rob, Kris, Dave, and Matt. Each artist has his own sense of humor; like Rob and Dave's comics having a genuine sense of humor, while Matt's tend to focus around AIDS and sex, and Kris's comics are usually about someone dying or missing limbs. The web comic also has a dozen or so animated shorts.
guy 1: Man, Cyanide and Happiness is a great web comic!
guy 2: Hey, I've never heard of it.
guy 1: You should check it out sometime. It's really funny.
guy 2: Ok I will.
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A type of music that will not last long. Because it is too hardcore for emo kids and too wussy for metalheads. Mostly just speed metal except without the good lyrecs and the singers scream like constipated women.
Rick: Man screamo sucks.
Dave: Yea I know its just too annoying.
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