TWA

TWA (Two Week Anal rule) original founded in the early ancient Egyptian times, the two week anal rule refers to the act of receiving/or giving anal sex within the first two weeks of a relationship. If anal sex is preformed within the first 14 days of a relationship, then the relationship will succeed and you have found your soulmate. however if anal is not done within the first two weeks, then the relationship will eventually fail in a glorious fashion.

"I was forced to leave my gf because we didn't TWA, I kicked her to the curb cause she clearly wasn't the one"

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Desperality

The point in a persons life where they become so horny and lonely, that they begin to engage in sexual acts with objects other then humans.

"why did garrett go into the bathroom with that watermelon?"
"he hasn't had sex in over three years, desperality is finally setting in."