zonkey

1. the illegimate lovechild from the relationship between a zebra and a donkey.

2. the name given to any animal when one doesn't know its actual name.

That's a big ass dog or a small ass horse, must be a zonkey!

Guy 1: "This is my first time at the zoo, what's that animal right there?"

Guy 2: "Yo, that's a zonkey, man."

Guy 1: "Damn, gotta get out the hood more."

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Duct Tape

Also known as Duck Tape:

Believe it or not, there is a Duck Tape capital of the world. It's in a suburb of Cleveland called Avon. There's a 3-day festival in June celebrating Duct tape, and people do some amazing things with it.

Guy #1: Dude, just went to the Duct Tape capital of the world. Little town called Avon.

(Slightly misleading. Although Avon isn't very big, it does have 20,000 people, 10,000 of them came within the last ten years, so anyone who's heard of Avon outside of it still considers it a "small town")
Guy #2: Cool. Never heard of it.

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