Pussy Day

Celebrated on November 5th. it celebrates everything that the vagina has given us. Usually, a couple celebrates this day by having brutal sex.

John: dude, i can't wait until tomorrow!
Steve: why?
John: it's Pussy Day!
Steve: oh, i totally forgot! did you get her a present?
John: yeah, AND I'M GONNA GIVE IT TO HER!

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