BoA

Kwon Boa is a Korean singer who lives in Japan and once *gasp* dated a Japanese guy, and is therefore now villified by many Koreans (see Insane).

Me: Wow BoA is really hot! I wish she was my girlfriend.
Korean girl: BoA is Chinilpa slut and isn't a real Korean!! Why did she become slutty girl and dating Japanese guy?
Me: Whatever love, she is still much better looking and has more talent than you.

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Republic of China

China's official name. Most dumbass Americans don't even know it exists, which is made worse by the fact that they legitimised the Communist enslavement of 1.2 billion Mainlanders by betraying the Chinese Republic and recognising Communist rule over all of China (including Taiwan), and don't even fucking know it. But it's to be expected, since Americans are clueless about anywhere else.

Me: I think it's terrible that the US doesn't support the Republic of China in cross-straits tensions.

American: Taiwan is an independent country and not a province of China, blah, blah...

Me: Regardless of which government you support, Taiwan remains a province of China you wierdo.

American: WTF?

Me: Americans are ignorant wierdos.

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VANK

VANK is the psuedonym of a prolific Korean spammer.

Me: Shit, VANK just sent me millions of spam e-mails about some shit called Dokdo. Whatever.

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kp

An (unused) Korean internet domain. Even DPRK government websites are located in Japan or the US, because there is no such thing as an ISP in Kimjongilland. Hence, no websites.

Korea is really poor, that's why there are no websites on .kp.

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Irish Republican Army

Oops! Were you looking for: Marxist idiots?

Friend: The IRA Irish Republican Army are Marxist idiots.
Me: Yeah, I know.

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ANC

The ANC is a terrorist organisation that finally came to power in 1994 following a brutal bombing campaign which killed an estimated 20,000 people (mostly civillians and black political opponents). It is now a troubled ruling political party, which has overseen an unprecedented decline in South Africa's ranking on the UN Human Development Index from a figure approaching European norms down to a level more commonly associated with other sub-Saharan nations.

The ANC is the ruling party in the Republic of South Africa.

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Uri Party

Oops! You probably meant: Korean Worker's Party.

Uri Party is the southern branch of the Korean Worker's Party of Korea, which is led by Kim Jong-il. Roh Moo-hyun who is a retarded gobshite, is South Korea's president and close to the Uri Party. Ban Ki-moon, who is also close to the Uri Party and a Marxist gobshite, is now the UN Secretary-General.

Me: You're giving money to the Korean Worker's Party who are starving, torturing and murdering thousands of innocent North Koreans! You people are horrible bastards!
Uri Party: Yeah, we really feel their pain, but now we're going to give Kim Jong-il more of our money to keep him in Hennessey. Besides, it's cheaper than actually HELPING the North Koreans. Also, we're Marxist fucktards.

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