New Labour

The Labour Party without the Labour. See also: Old Liberal Party.

The whole point of the Labour Party was so that working class people wouldn't have to vote Liberal any more. Now Labour are the new old Liberals, the Conservatives are the old New Labour, and the LibDems are somehow the old Tories and the old Labour Party at the same time. British politics makes no sense...

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Corea

A name for Korea that you must use with Koreans unless you want them to get VANK to send you millions of protest letters.

Me: Oh, I love Korea.

Korean: No you dumb Yankee, it's Corea! The Japanese imperialists blah,blah,blah...Dokdo, blah...East Sea of Korea, blah...

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Communism

Communism is a shitty socio-political system common to Cuba, China, Israel, North Korea, Vietnam, and Belarus.

I once visited a country under Communism and it was shit.

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Irish Republican Army

Oops! Were you looking for: Marxist idiots?

Friend: The IRA Irish Republican Army are Marxist idiots.
Me: Yeah, I know.

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ANC

The ANC is a terrorist organisation that finally came to power in 1994 following a brutal bombing campaign which killed an estimated 20,000 people (mostly civillians and black political opponents). It is now a troubled ruling political party, which has overseen an unprecedented decline in South Africa's ranking on the UN Human Development Index from a figure approaching European norms down to a level more commonly associated with other sub-Saharan nations.

The ANC is the ruling party in the Republic of South Africa.

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BoA

Kwon Boa is a Korean singer who lives in Japan and once *gasp* dated a Japanese guy, and is therefore now villified by many Koreans (see Insane).

Me: Wow BoA is really hot! I wish she was my girlfriend.
Korean girl: BoA is Chinilpa slut and isn't a real Korean!! Why did she become slutty girl and dating Japanese guy?
Me: Whatever love, she is still much better looking and has more talent than you.

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Uri Party

Oops! You probably meant: Korean Worker's Party.

Uri Party is the southern branch of the Korean Worker's Party of Korea, which is led by Kim Jong-il. Roh Moo-hyun who is a retarded gobshite, is South Korea's president and close to the Uri Party. Ban Ki-moon, who is also close to the Uri Party and a Marxist gobshite, is now the UN Secretary-General.

Me: You're giving money to the Korean Worker's Party who are starving, torturing and murdering thousands of innocent North Koreans! You people are horrible bastards!
Uri Party: Yeah, we really feel their pain, but now we're going to give Kim Jong-il more of our money to keep him in Hennessey. Besides, it's cheaper than actually HELPING the North Koreans. Also, we're Marxist fucktards.

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