swamp donkey

A fat lady that hangs around by herself in clubs and bars looking for a dude thats drunk enough to hit her up...usually ugly, old, fat, disgusting, and incredibly socially inept!

Man, check out that big group of swamp donkeys! There isnt enough beer in this whole bar to make me want that!

Dude, I dare you to go pretend your drunk and show them your no-no spot!

Then see if you can get them to buy me a drink!

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