🅱️eat my meat

Nobody will find this because they’re all pussies who are too scared to look this shit up.

Man I really want to 🅱️EAT MY MEAT right now.
No man you can’t we’re at school.
I’m pregnant

3👍 10👎

i’m going to kermit suicide

When your playing vr chat and you want to touch his froggy ass.

I’m going to Kermit suicide (sad piano man plays)

1👍 1👎

Phil swift

He can patch, bond seal and repair anything

I need to Phil swift a wall right now

3👍 4👎

Shaggy’s dick

The longest and most powerful dick in the universe

Guy. Yo have you seen “shaggy’s dick?”
Girl. YeAh mAn it’s inside me
Guy. Ur my gf tho