mondayitis

The seemingly contaigous disease that effects people on Mondays. Symptoms include not showing up for work or even calling in, usually triggered by over celebrating Sunday Funday. Home cures include late night breakfastses, sleeping late and half-hearted pledges of sobriety. Usually lasts until Friday Eve.

whenever i celebrate sunday funday, i usually end up with a bad case of mondayitis!

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boozeday

What you call Tuesday, when you realize that all the shit that happened on Monday is still in full effect and the only way to deal with it is to go out and get your drank on.

I had a real case of the Mondays yesterday with all the systems crashing, now this morning my phone is ringing off the hook this norning! Looks like it7ks gonna be another boozeday night for me!!!

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