full vulge

Final stages of the third trimester of pregnancy made manifest in an extremely distended stomach, great discomfort on the part of the mother, inability to walk normally resulting in a pregnant waddle, constant irritability and a general desire to get on with the birth of the child and regain the regular, unencumbered body previously celebrated prior to pregnancy.

"Holy Cow! I saw Shelia at the store today! She looked so uncomfortable and ready to burst! She's in full vulge"

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Gleek

Gleeking is when you stimulate the submandibular glands underneath your tongue into gushing a concentrated jet of pure saliva. Sometimes it happens naturally when you yawn (especially while eating Starburst) but it takes practice and concentration to gleek on purpose. Some advanced gleekers can squirt up to 10 feet in distance.

My brother in law Brandon can gleek on que! On a good day he can gleek over 6 feet!

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