tedcruz

1. a hunt for a small hairy gay lover at specific geographic crossroads at locations meant to hide ones sexual identity from his fellow Christians (ted--from the gay meaning small bear, and cruz from the gay meaning searching for lover and from the Spanish meaning cross
2. a small hairy gay lover with a fetish for being false martyred by being tied to a cross and felated by many men simultaneously

1. The Christian politician on a tedcruz finally felt free to be himself.
2. The man was tedcruzed for hours and had rarely felt such joy

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