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instinctively covering/protecting ones genitalia when seeing someone get racked in epic fashion
flinch: draw back, as with fear or pain with a reflexive posture or gesture of covering ones genitalia in response to witnessing a severe injury to that area.
Saw this skater crush his nuts on this rail, gave me a junk cringe.
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Female individual who systematically fornicates with a specific individuals X-boyfriends. Usually occurs due to poor mate selection strategy or purposeful intentions to slum up the popularity ladder. e.g. leftover salmon
Seems like everyone I break up with, loser slut Jenny has to date right away. She is such a copycock.
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n. When ganking wireless from a convenient source, those IT professionals who decide to block all of the sites that are worth going to.
n. IT professionals that are also to blame for annoying login acceptance pages that keep popping up when you are using your smartphone
The wireless here sux ass, ITdicks are blocking every awesome site.
Every time I open my phone their stupid wireless page comes up cuz of the ITdicks and their internet gestapo.
Chronic condition of repeated sneezing tantrums often exacerbated when going from dark to light areas or generally being oversensitive to anything sneezing related.
I would buy my girlfriend flowers but she is allergic to everything and it gives her Sneizures.
When an individual or groups of individuals are infatuated with a new app or using/playing apps in general.
dude, why cant you stop playing angry turds for once, you might get laid once in a while if you werent so appsessed.
Populous (sluts, douchebags) that frequents scandalous bars, taverns, clubs, etc.Γ’ΒΒ¦ to the point that it is their home and sanctuary.
I always tell my married friends that there is a look but don't touch policy at the bars, beware of the barfowl
When leaving a single serving bathroom after dropping a shitbomb one obviously looks to avoid any immediate human interaction in order to avoid defecation guilt for desecrating the toilet area with stank nastiness. However, the instance in which one makes eye contact with the poop desecrator his/her face is flush with shit guilt, hence giving up the shitter stare...
I was waiting for the bathroom and this big fat nasty dude bolted out and totally gave me the shitter stare. I knew right away that the toilet had been shitbombed, BOOM nasty stank in my face, sofa king disgusting.