Duke

This is a typical name of an American Bull dog. American Bulldogs are typically confident, social and active dogs that are at ease with their families. They bond strongly with their owners. They have big pulsating lipstickts that can sumtimes turn white if the dog is overly frisky. Dukes tend to trick their owners by not doing their business outside, insted they wait til the land is dark, and crap out dollops the size of dinner plates and stink out the house for months to come, they like to look at it as marking their territory, they dont like wavy haired or tall boys.

Davey : ''hey man, whats wrong with your hand''
Oli: ''i got bit by an american bulldog, i think it must be the hair''
Davey: ''that sounds like a duke''

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