Quim Sticks

A South West London term for tampons

The wife just called me, she's just started bleeding and wants me to pick her up some quim sticks on the way home.

cunt high

A South West London term used to suggest a level of height or to refer to oneself when a child.

Being an Oompa Loompa must be tough, being cunt high for life has got to be a challenge. Or, Last time I was here I was cunt high.