Zoom University

Where the class of 2020 is graduating from at this point

"Dude, where did you go to college?"
"I graduated from Zoom University, class of 2020!"

Area 51

A letdown. Except for that one guy who Naruto ran behind that reporter.

Goddamnit, I was watching the Area 51 livestream all day and all that happened was a couple of people got arrested

Middle school sex

What happens in the middle school bathrooms when 11-year-olds discover the internet.

*in the highest, squeakiest voices you can imagine*
11-year-old guy: let's have some middle school sex baby ;) I got this dick for you right here
11-year-old girl: ooo how big are you
guy: 2 inches babyyyyy 💦💦
girl:ooo DAMN daddy let's do it 😈

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