kelly kanemitsu

Noun

(A. K. A Mama Kane, kellu)

Known by many to have low class humor, extremely weird tense fists, and spontaneous break downs whilst screeching from her white Prius “ I M S O R R Y” in her whitest white person voice because too many people are mistaking her as a mother of a whole child and three grown ass girls.

“ WHOMST the FUCK ate my Trader joe’s Pretzel?!” Said person 2
“Calm down, You’re being a fucking kelly kanemitsu” said person 1
“.... shit.... fuck...” said the person 1, overwhelmed by self-realization too fucking tragic and real.