dick desert

A place where access to dick is minimal if not nonexistent. Not only is access limited, but the quality of the handful of dicks there is 1/10. Smaller cities and towns usually constitute dick deserts as does the whole region of the Midwest in The USA.

Think about it the same as food desert.

Friend to other friend (at drive-up bar that only exists in the movies where people are playing pool and darts and smoking inside):

Urghh I’m so horny, but is Albuquerque is literally such a dick desert.

Other friend: I know right. Tell me about it. But like the Midwest is so much worse.

faizbaby

A baby who is unwanted by his parents and commonly used in Southern Asia. The word derives from the Bangla word "faiz" which means useless and unwanted and "baby" meaning little child.

Mr.Ash decided to go out with Mrs.Holly and things escalated from their. Mrs.Holly became pregnant but didn't want a child, the child was therefore a Faizbaby.

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White Girl Mafia

A group of white girls who are usually all wearing Lululemon and Hokas and pretending to be on a walk but are really just going to get iced coffee. White girl mafias are especially noticeable walking around town in the morning as they want to show that they are productive members of society and have woken up before everyone else. The term mafia comes from the fact that they move in groups and no one can stop them from getting their iced coffee. One of them probably asked you for a cigarette last night at the bar but professes that cigarettes are disgusting during the day. Try to break their routine and they’ll fucking kill you.

I was driving to work today and saw 4 different white girl mafias. All of them had iced coffee but we’re wearing work out clothing.