cock rocket

A car of the type that compensates for having a tiny dick. Usually low to the ground, black or yellow and sounds like the asshole of Hell.
Brands: Lamborghini, Ferrari, Maserati, etc

So I was driving down beach road and this old guy in a cock rocket cuts me off and laughs at my shitty car! Fuck I hate rich ppl :P

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fapsicle

A globule of dried cum left on a chick's face after bukkake is performed on her.

"Oh my God, when they finished with me I had about 17 fapsicles hanging off my chin".

"Did you save them?"

"Yeah, try this"

<<crunch crunch>> "OHMYGOD ITS MY HUSBAND"

"...shafted" <<evil grin>>

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fapsicle

A drop of cum hanging off a person's chin after being subjected to bukkake.

Oh my god, there's a fapsicle on my chin! ..never mind, it dripped onto the floor.

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