caphones

When someone has the balls to say things over the phone they would never say face to face. A combination of cajones and phone.

Man my mother is a 5 foot tall 2nd grade teacher, but she's got some caphones! She told my boss she would destroy his manhood if anything ever happened to me.

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brotch

The male equivalent of bitch. A combination of bro and bitch. Can be either derogatory or a term of endearment depending on context.

1) What the fuck's up now BROTCH?

2) Hey brotch toss me a beer.

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chick-fil-atio

1) When you use a chick-fil-a sandwich to masturbate.

2) When someone performs filatio while eating a chick-fil-a or having just eaten it so that their breath is fresh with chicken and peanut oil.

1) Man it's bad news when I get hungry and horny because I'm liable to forget which hand's doing what and I'll end up giving myself the old chick-fil-atio.

2) Big girls give the best head, but sometimes you need to entice them with a free sandwich...Chick-fil-atio!

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