mitten shock

no, not being shocked you found a mitten in your kitchen.

derived from the infamous shocker (two in the pink, one in the stink)

see lobster claw
ie when your thumb is inserted in a women's (or man's, im not here to judge) vagina, and the remaining four (or however many) appendages are shoved into the anus, making a mitten like shape of the hand, and wearing the victom/partner as a mitten.

it should be noted that the mitten shock is reversible and can be worn whichever way helps you and your partner feel comfortable/ satisfied and welcome to the wonderful world of <i>very</i> odd sexual practices and maneuvers

omfg i put the mitten shock on Samantha! she was so warm!

dude i envy you for using such a cool word.

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willy spit

willy spit is another word for piss requiring a LOT less IQ to pull off the pronunciation, and a LOT more 13374G3

ugh, i gotta take a mad willy spit *stumbles*

dude.....man.....i think you *hick-up* drunk too much

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willy spit

willy spit is another word for piss requiring a LOT less IQ to pull off the pronunciation, and a LOT more 13374G3

ugh, i gotta take a mad willy spit *stumbles*

dude.....man.....i think you *hick-up* drunk too much

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Cat tag

1. when a cat pisses on an area or object to mark its territory.

2. people can cat tag as well but it is still called cat tagging when a person pisses on an object or area, this includes human beings.

3. on often occations, noobs have been cat tagged because cats are 1337, and pwning noobs is a great passtime.

1. Dude Misty just cat tagged my freaking bed sheets!

2. Carl stayed the night at my house last night, i cat tagged his face!

3. person: aww man, you smell horrible!
Noob: yeah i got cat tagged >_>
person: Pwn't

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MapleRoyals

An alternative to the abomination that is MapleStory present day. MapleRoyals is 2013 and 2014's answer to a game which was once great. Never has there been a place where nostalgia can be felt as well as it has at MapleRoyals. Feels will be felt.

Guy1: Hey, do you know of this game called MapleRoyals?
Guy2: No.
Guy1: Dude. It's great. Let's quit MS and join Royals. The nostalgia is real!!
Guy2: Sounds cool. It better not be pay2win though.
Guy1: Heck no son! You can be the very best like no one ever was without spending a single dime!

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skittle-aid

step 1. fill a cup with cool water.

step 2. drop a handfull of yellow (lemon) skittles into the water, let sit for 5mins max

step 3. stir

step 4. drink, doesn't taste like REAL lemon-aid, but its pretty damn close.

Cord- i just made a big cup of skittle-aid, anyone want any?

fellow LD classmates- Yeah!

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pwn't

past tense of pwn.

1.noobrometor: OMG i'm thoo theeen
Link713: Your an idiot, j00 phail
Lupo713: yeah Newb, j00 are teh lame
Noob_Slayor_713: N00b, you just got pwn't

2. Noob: aww man, i got cat tagged
Pwner: Pwn't

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