1.when a person(s) completly pwns alot of people on a message board. Sometimes so bad that the victim(s) have run out of insults.
Also refered to as MBM or MBMs, noobs are most vunerable to being massacred in one of these onslaughts of literature.
To avoid being massively pwn't in an MBM, watch what you say, anything foolish could make you phail.
2. Also used as if a lot of people on a message board team up against a person (usually a noob) and all of them begin to insult the victom senslessly.
1.blueDS: super-man 64 was totally baddass!
noobman: yeah, that was a great game i miss it. =(
1337pwner: you noobs need to STFU that was a rait lame game, and people are still vomiting over its stupidity
bellguy118: its a message board massacre, everybody leave!
2. scenekid414: does anybody know if i cen press start to pause the game?
Link713: dude, your a noob, dont talk again. EVER. friggen noobzor.
Lupo713: INSTANT PHAIL
DangerousTacos: FISSION MAILLED, noobert.
scenekid414: *cry*
The act in which you fuck up everything you could possibly fuck up, and then play Diablo 3 instead of taking responsibility.
Guy1: Hey man, how are you doing?
Guy2: Not so good, KC is pulling a KC again.
Guy1: Shit son, wat do?
Guy2: Let's boot him.
Guy1: Aight.
An alternative to the abomination that is MapleStory present day. MapleRoyals is 2013 and 2014's answer to a game which was once great. Never has there been a place where nostalgia can be felt as well as it has at MapleRoyals. Feels will be felt.
Guy1: Hey, do you know of this game called MapleRoyals?
Guy2: No.
Guy1: Dude. It's great. Let's quit MS and join Royals. The nostalgia is real!!
Guy2: Sounds cool. It better not be pay2win though.
Guy1: Heck no son! You can be the very best like no one ever was without spending a single dime!
willy drool, (derived from willy spit
is basically pre-cum clear not full sperm, not shooting out, yet just sliding or slipping out
ugh yeah bitch, drink my willy drool
guh, its so warm.
a noob amongst noobs, a person, not new, but still sucky.
yet another variation of the infamous insult: noob.
noobrometors are known for failure, and complete idiocy, sometimes knowing when they are committing such acts of noobromitting
noob: cen ie hez gald plz??!11
Shagohad89: no noobrometor, you've been playing longer than me, and your a lower level.
Elephantaro: FALUR
1337 (leet) for leetage, the state of having 1337 and/or pwnage in your system.
derived from 1337/31337
dude fuckin' headshot!
fuxxin' 13374G3!
a strange way to spell and pronounce "failure" originally derived from the depressing voice of the narrator from the original super smash bros. video game series, for the Nintendo 64
upon failure of an event due to player's lack of skill or of game mis-cooperation towards the player, this voice labels you a failure at task completion and ultimately pwns you at life, making players wither in a corner, depressed at their own lack of skill, thus creating societies worst enemy yet our greatest victim of tease, the emos
*break the targets!!*
link: GAH!!!
narrator: FAILURE!
dude: dude ur a falur