13374G3

1337 (leet) for leetage, the state of having 1337 and/or pwnage in your system.

derived from 1337/31337

dude fuckin' headshot!

fuxxin' 13374G3!

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noobrometor

a noob amongst noobs, a person, not new, but still sucky.

yet another variation of the infamous insult: noob.

noobrometors are known for failure, and complete idiocy, sometimes knowing when they are committing such acts of noobromitting

noob: cen ie hez gald plz??!11

Shagohad89: no noobrometor, you've been playing longer than me, and your a lower level.

Elephantaro: FALUR

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willy drool

willy drool, (derived from willy spit

is basically pre-cum clear not full sperm, not shooting out, yet just sliding or slipping out

ugh yeah bitch, drink my willy drool

guh, its so warm.

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message board massacre

1.when a person(s) completly pwns alot of people on a message board. Sometimes so bad that the victim(s) have run out of insults.

Also refered to as MBM or MBMs, noobs are most vunerable to being massacred in one of these onslaughts of literature.

To avoid being massively pwn't in an MBM, watch what you say, anything foolish could make you phail.

2. Also used as if a lot of people on a message board team up against a person (usually a noob) and all of them begin to insult the victom senslessly.

1.blueDS: super-man 64 was totally baddass!

noobman: yeah, that was a great game i miss it. =(

1337pwner: you noobs need to STFU that was a rait lame game, and people are still vomiting over its stupidity

bellguy118: its a message board massacre, everybody leave!

2. scenekid414: does anybody know if i cen press start to pause the game?

Link713: dude, your a noob, dont talk again. EVER. friggen noobzor.

Lupo713: INSTANT PHAIL

DangerousTacos: FISSION MAILLED, noobert.

scenekid414: *cry*

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Pulling a KC

The act in which you fuck up everything you could possibly fuck up, and then play Diablo 3 instead of taking responsibility.

Guy1: Hey man, how are you doing?
Guy2: Not so good, KC is pulling a KC again.
Guy1: Shit son, wat do?
Guy2: Let's boot him.
Guy1: Aight.

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falur

a strange way to spell and pronounce "failure" originally derived from the depressing voice of the narrator from the original super smash bros. video game series, for the Nintendo 64

upon failure of an event due to player's lack of skill or of game mis-cooperation towards the player, this voice labels you a failure at task completion and ultimately pwns you at life, making players wither in a corner, depressed at their own lack of skill, thus creating societies worst enemy yet our greatest victim of tease, the emos

*break the targets!!*

link: GAH!!!

narrator: FAILURE!

dude: dude ur a falur

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midnite

i common name for a domestic black house cat
usually spelled "midnite" the original definition of midnight is usually NOT referred to as a cat, however the misspelling of the word midnight is usually a reference to a cat of all or mostly black fur

gah! midnite just cat tagged my air mattress!

hahaha pwn't you noobrometor!

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